I wish I had good news to report, but sadly the crime rate around here hasn’t decreased. In fact, I’d say it’s probably on the rise. In the shadow of the heinous acts previously chronicled, I guess it’s best to just keep compiling evidence until we nab the culprit.
At this point, it’s oddly just the same victim placed in various spots around the house. Clearly the criminal has a vendetta against the Scottish. Or redheads. Or streakers.
The authorities are clearly at a loss.